It sounds outlandish but such things are possible in Topeka, bastion of the creationists:
TOPEKA, Kan. (Reuters) - A six-day courtroom-style debate opened on Thursday in Kansas over what children should be taught in schools about the origin of life -- was it natural evolution or did God create the world? The hearings, complete with opposing attorneys and a long list of witnesses, were arranged amid efforts by some Christian groups in Kansas and nationally to reverse the domination of evolutionary theory in the nation's schools. (from the Wired News and another 179 google news sources)
I have decided to help their cause by providing further information that kids should be forced to learn in school as the ultimate truth on the creation of the world (forget about science in science class!):
The Navajo Creation Story
The Apache Creation Story
The Hopi Creation Story
The Innuit Creation Story
The Maya Creation Story
The Aztec Creation Story
The Egyptian Creation Story
The Babylonian Creation Story
The Phoenician Creation Story
The Greek Creation Story
The Hebrew Creation Story
The Hindu Creation Story
The Buddhist (Non-)Creation Story
The Muslim Creation Story
The Catholic Creatin Story
The Japanese Creation Story
The Aborigines Creation Story
The Zulu Creation Story
The Polynesian Creation Story
The Bantu Creation Story
Are those kids going to be busy or what?
While I agree that this "debate" is outlandish, it is not Topeka that is
the bastion of the creationists. First, this is a State hearing by the
three "christian"/conservative members of the Kansas State Board of
Education. It is only being held in Topeka because Topeka is the State
Capital of Kansas. Other non-Topeka issues: if you look at who is funding
this charade, you will find numerous "christian" groups from outside the
State that are trying to bring their agenda to Topeka. It would be more
advantageous to expose groups such as: the Alliance Defense
Fund-Scottsdale, Arizona; the Discovery Institute-Seattle, Washington; the
Nebraska Religious Coalition for Science Education for what they are. It
might also be interesting to ask why there would be witnesses from Turkey
giving advice as to what the students of Kansas should be taught in science
classes. It just so happens that conservative/"christian" members were
elected to the Kansas State Board of Education creating a majority of this
ideology. They have now decided to inflict their agenda on the most
unprotected of us, our children. This issue, it should be noted came about
not out of the desires of Topekans, but due to a minority report written by
the State Science Standards Writing Committee which read, "students should
learn more criticisms about the theory of evolution." Topeka, like most
cities may have its problems, but this issue comes from a place and
mentality (with the exception of the "Intelligent" Design Network-Overland
Park) far from the average hard working, family raising Topekan.